LOOK AT DA BEEK ON DAT FUKIN BITCH
THE LEED JOO, BARBARIC STRISEAND AND SHE'S UGLY AND SCARY. SHE WANTS ALL THE JOOZ TO EAT THE FIRSTBORN CHILD OF EVRY CHRISTIAN ON EARTH AND BE CHEAP AS HELL WIT THEIR HOOKEDED NOSEZ
SO WEN SHE MAID THE RULEZ, EVRY1 LOVED HER BECUZ SHE MAID THEM PUT CANDLES ON A BIG DEER HORN THING AND GIVE PRESENTS EVERYNIGHT SO SHE COULD STEAL CHRISTMAIN BABIES AND EAT THEIR SMALL TENDER SKULLS
SO THEN DIZ SUPPER KEWL GROOP CALLED THE NAZIS, WHOZE LEED SINGER WAS HITLER, CAME ALONG AND WUZ LYKE "HAY ALL U JOOZ, STOP BEING JOOISH AND WE WON'T BAIK U!!!" AND DA JOOZ WERE LYKE "HAHT HAHT WELL FUK U HANZ BLIX WE WANT ALL UR MONEY BECAUSE WE'RE GREEDY KIKNIVING BASTARDS!! HAHT!" AND THE NAZIZ WERE ALL BADASS AND LYKE "WELLL DEN ITZ DA GASCHAMBAR 4 U CMON JUGGALOE PETE"
DEEZ JOOZ SELEBRAITED CHONNUKAH 2 MUCH AND GOT BAKED IN AN OVIN!! HAHT!
SO DA TRU MEENING OF CHONNUKAH IS 2 BE A GREEDI JOO AND STEAL EVERY1'S MONEY AND GIV IT 2 UR KIDS!!!!!!!!
HAPPY CHONNUKAH!!!
NEXT TYME WE WILL DO A POST ON KAWANZA
HAHT!!!!
