2 DAI ON DA PIE WEE HEMEN SHOW WE GOTS US SOME JACKSIN!1! HAHT HAHT HAHT!!!1!

mj: Oh hello there, Pee Wee. Im your biggest fan, I always loved to watch your show with my kids until you got shot down by the man. Good thing no one caught me when I was playing with myself during Finding Nemo. Eh, Pee Wee?

Pee: UHHHH WOW, HAHT, DATS GUD N AWL BUT UHHH.... LET'S MOVE ON HAHT.

mj: I was wondering if I could take you out to a movie sometime Pee Wee..... maybe we could see......Finding Neverland with Johnny Depp......cuz that's where I live...... pee wee....I want y-

WTF MJ, KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!

mj: EEE HEE! Im so sorry, pee wee... after all those court cases....

Wee: HOW ABAUT U OPEN A CAN OF "STFU" MJ!?! Y R U HERE NE WAYZ!1?

mj: well im here to tell you how to be a smooth criminal and shit.

HAHT THAS WUT IM TOCKING ABOUT

mj: YOU CAN BE A HARD ASS MOFO LIKE BLANKET AND FUZZY HOT DOG PRINCESS.

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P.W.: FUZIE HAWT DAWG PRINSISS?

mj: THROW ME A GANG SIGN BLANKET, OOH YOU ONE HARD ASS BITCH RITE NOW UNH! EEE HEE!! *Moon Walk*

wtf.. mj..

OOO HOO!

Peewee: SO EMJAY, HOW DO WE BE HARD ASS BICTHES LYKE UR BABIES!?

mj: Well first you gotta feel the groove. Then you ask Tinkerbell for some Neverdust so you can moon walk. Then you have to sword fight your shadow and jump out a window.

PeeWee: MJ DAT MAIKEZ NOE FUKKING SINCE!1!

mj: You need to believe mr. Herman! Look, this is a picture from about 4 months ago. I was experimenting with Neverdust and wondered if I could moonwalk without it... well I slipped, and some escaped inmates came in, beat me up, and stole my Neverdust!

Peewee: HAHT!1! LET ME SEE SOME MAGIC DUST!1!!

mj: Alright... but it's a powerful substance.... how many kilos you want? Peewee: OH SHIT THAT'S COCAINE! *Babies start crying*

mj: EEE HEE! LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO FEED MY HARD ASS BITCH NIGGAS *Pulls out Syringe*