TODAY IN KUBECHIZURNIZLICHIKUFLANISTAN 67 INVISIBLE MAN AND A WOMAN WEARING A TOWEL DISCOVERED THIS GIGANTIC BRAIN. "We found it in a cave sleeping in the dead, hollowed-out husks of children." claims Woman wearing towel. "I apprehended it with the help of Sammy Davis Jr." claims invisible hero #21.
"Well, ya see man... the Brain was right there and I was right there with the brain. And it was sleepin' man. It was like makin' brainy sounds a brain would sound like if brains snored. So like, man, the brain rolled over and I sent in my Calvary of Sammy Davis Super-fags. Man, man. Those fags had their way with the brain until it was almost dead. Then we like...nursed it back to health just to have our way with it again."
The Brain is currently residing in a parking lot next to an equally remarkable Red Object.
