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THE VERY BELATED STORY OF EASTER

Once upon a time, there was a little black tap dancer. His name was Gregory Hines.

 


Gregory loved syrup, and computers, and hunting.

One day Gregory was in his tent and he thought of an idea. He thought "What if a chicken.....fucked a rabbit?"

Well, little Gregory started thinkin "If the rabbit got pregnant with fowl sperm, she'd have to hide the eggs, because daddy rabbit would want to have her get an abortion or kick her outof the house. But miss rabbit was a fan of Madonna so she was like all "Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep, papa don't preach, I've made up my mind ooooh I'm keepin' my baby oh oh Im keepin my baby" and dad was like "BITCH I DON'T WANT TO SEE THOSE FUCKED UP HYBRIDS. TAKE YOUR MOM'S BASKETS AND LEAVE THEM ON DOORSTEPS SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN DEAL WITH IT."

Well, little Gregory got up with his novel Idea and clicked his heels into the forest with his 22. rifle fer varmint huntin'.

That night he caught himself a rabbit and a chicken, and forced the chicken's penis into the rabbit's vagina for serveral hours until he saw a small spurt of rooster gravy shoot out. "HOORAY FOR SEMEN" he thought, as his plan was going to work out perfectly! That night as he slept with his rabbit and chicken, he had lavish dreams of COLORED eggs coming out of his rabbit! he immediately awoke and began to feed his rabbit food coloring! tons of it! his rabbit turned a light yellow, then a bright pink, then finally, a pungent shit brown color. Curious, Gregory began to pet his rabbit to see if he was made of poo, but in reality! he was made of CHOCOLATE! HOORAY FOR FUCKING CHOCOLATE! GOD FUCKING DAMN I HATE MY LIFE. His rabbit was still alive, and then the rabbit ate the rooster in one bite! Gregory pondered on what he's going to name his new love rabbit "Hmmm, you have a really big mouth to eat that chicken, I think I'll call you Steven Tyler! Cmon, Steven, We need to find you a Joe Perry so you can have gay mansex with him. Oh wait, you're a girl. LoL!"


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JOHNNIE COCHRAN IS DEAD AND....wait...who gives a shit?

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