NASA SIENTZTZ HAZ DIKSOVERD 2 NU RINGZ AROND UR ANUS. WEN ASS TRONIMMER MARK SHOWALTER AZKT NASA NOSES 2 OBZIRV URASSHOLE 4 NU RINGZ HE HAD 2 BLOW DA LEED DIREKTER OF THE PRODGECT TO UZE OLD MOTHER HUBBLE. WILE DEY LOCKED 4 RINGS IN URBUTTHOLE MISTAR SHOMALTER ASLO DICKHOVERED 3 MOONZ ALL DA MOONZ LOOK LYKE HEMORROYDZ: MAB, CUPID, ANDD PERDITA. ITZ FUNNI CUZ DOZE R ALL SHAKSPEER CHARAKTORZZ WICH XPLANEZ Y DEY TALK LIKE TOTAL FUKKING TARDZ ALL DA TIME CUZ DER ALIYENZ FROM URANUS! NO LIEZ!!!

OMG HOW UGLEE.

LAWST @ BIRTDH? I THINK ZO!!

MIZTOR SHOWWALTER SEZ DA AREA IS VARY UNSTABBLE AND WILL SLAM INTO EECHUDDER AND THE HEMMOORID MOONS WILL SMEL LIK3 POOP AND SOON URANNIS WILL BLEED ALIYENZ AT URTH AND KILL US.

ITZ SO SCARREY AND BYUTIFEL AT THA SAME TIME. KINDA LYKE A BURN VIKTIM.