SO IM LIKE WASSAP GURL

AND SHE'S LIKE "IM TOO GOOD 4 U U CAN'T HAV DIS!"

AND I WAS LIKE

" "

AND YOLANDA COME UP ALL IN MY FACE LIKE WHAT!

AND LETTUCE HEAD WAS LIKE "THAT AIN'T MY BABY"

AND YOLANDA'S LIKE "HE LOOK JUS LIKE YOU, NIGGA!"

AND LETTUCE HEAD WENT TO BURGER JAIL

BUT HE DIDN'T MIND. HE WAS EXCITED ABOUT GETTING BUTT RAPED.

THIS IS ALL A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED IN MY HOUSE HAHT.