THIS IS PEE WEE HERE AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER CROTCH GRABBINGLY HOMOSEXUAL HAHT! EPISODE OF THE PEE WEE HERMAN VARIETY HOUR AT THE LOCAL ELDERLY HOME!!11!! HAHT!

 

TODAY WE HAVE A REALLY COON ER.... COOL GUEST ON THE SHOW!1!!! AAAAAAAH HAHT!1!

 

LET'S BRING OUT N-SEZT!

 

 

YO MY LITTLE ANUS PUFFZ WHAT UP IN THIS GRABBA SNAPPY?!

 

*Audience stays quiet*

 

AIGHT, I SEE WHAT YOU BE DOIN TO ME. SOME RICH NIGGA COME ALL THE WAY FROM THA DIRTY DIRTY NORTH AND RISES ALL THE WAY TO THA TOP?! DAMN YOU CRACKAS, I AIN'T IGNINT! *Sits down* WHAT UP DJ PW?

 

WOW! A RAP NAME! I NEVER HAD A 34 YEAR OLD BLACK MAN NAME ME! HAHT!1!

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE JOHN KERRY IN THE AUDIENCE!! RIGHT BEHIND THAT ASIAN MAN'S HEAD HI JOHN KERRY!1!!!

 

WHUTEVA...

 

SO I HAVE TO ASK, AND THIS IS ALL THE RAGE.. .N-SEZT. IS IT BOXERS OR BREIFS?

 

BOXAS

 

BOXES, THAT'S HORRIBLE!1!! WE MUST DO SUMTHING TO CHAYNGE DAT!!! THE NEWEST STLYE, AS EVERIBUDDY KNOWZ, IS THE GARBAGE BAG! IT'S LIKE A BIG BLACK STICKY DIAPER YOU CAN PEE ALL OVER! I WORED 1 WHEN I GOT COT MASTURBAITING IN THEETURES!!!! HAHT!! IT FEALS SO GUD STUCKIN 2 UR SKINZ!!! LOL! AND DEN IT RIPES OUT ALL UR LEG HARESS AND YOU BLEEED! LYKE MY MOMMI DUZ OUT OF HER BIRTHINGHOLE!! HAHT!!!

HAY MR RAPPER DOOD! HOW BOUT YOU WRITE US A WRAP RITE NOW!?? LET'S GIT OUR DRUMMR OUT!

CMON OUT WHEELIE!

otays mistah peewee

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HAHT U UR SO SILLEY!

mr pewee can i go now?

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL EAT UR FAT HED! JAHT! JAHT JAHT BINKZ!!!!?!?!?!?!? LOL!


DAT IZ MAI FAVURITE WURD, LOL!


I'M GOING TO GO CUT UP MY BALLS NOW, LIKE A SUSHI CHEF!! LAHT!


BAY BAY!