SILENT FOOTBALL.
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Silent football is the game that holds the Universe together. IF one is to play silent football, you are risking the entire universe. When you play silent football, you must be cautious. Here I will give you the rules to play this sacred game. But remember, in the wrong hands, the Universe will cease to exist.

First you must get a good number of people (6+ will suffice)and stand in a circle. One person must hold the title of "Mr. Dictator" or something along the lines. (I use "Mr. Commissioner") Mr. Dictator is basically a refferee that plays. When addressing Mr. Dictator or any of the players in the game you never use Personal Pronouns (He, She, It, Her, Him, His, Hers) Example: Kate will be "Mrs. Kate" or "Ms. Kate".

Oh yeah, and nothing outside the circle exists. Inside the circle is a Universe on it's own. And, by responding to anything outside the circle you will be punished with a Penance Point.

Also, before starting a round 3everyone must make a gesture as if you are tipping a hat and say "A Customary Tip of the Hat" Then, the round begins.
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The Moves:

Fwap: A Fwap is made by slapping one leg with the opposite arm and looking in the same direction of your arm (Slap left leg with right arm and look right / Slap right leg with left arm, look left) When you do this you pass on to the next player who has a minimum of 5 seconds to respond or he will get a Panance point (This will be explained later) The first person to Fwap (Always Mr. Dictator) can Fwap as many times in one direction around the circle. BUT IT CANNOT COME BACK TO MR. DICTATOR, because he would basically Fwap himself and earn a penance point.
After the first set of Fwappings, you can only go between 1-3 Fwaps in one direction. Any more than 3 Fwaps will earn you a Penance Point.

Zoom: The Zoom is made by tucking your nose into the inside of your elbow so you make a wedge shape with your entire arm. A Zoom is passed to anybody in the circle just by pointing in their direction (In a large group of people, it may be confusing, so you may do the zoom by saying their name along with the gesture)
No one may pass a Zoom back and forth more than 4 times, or you will earn a penance point.

Shrodem: A Shrodem is made by touching either of your elbows and then with the other hand touching your fingertips to your forehead. A Shrodem absorbs a Fwap or a Zoom. This will then go automatically back to Mr. Dictator who will make the decision (No Tipping of the Hat) YOU CANNOT SHRUG A SHRODEM OR SHRODEM A SHRUG OR YOU WILL GET A PENANCE POINT.

Lastly...

Shrug: A shrug is basically a simpler Shrodem (But if you'd like to make the game more challenging, follow these directions)A Shrug will skip back 3 moves. Stay with me here, if you shrug and before that someone zoomed, and before that someone zoomed, and before that someone Fwaped, it goes aaaaaaaaaalllll the way back to that Fwap (Like going back in time, really)NO ONE MAY SHRUG BETWEEN THE LINE OF THOSE 3 MOVES OR YOU WILL BE GIVEN A PENANCE POINT.
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PENANCE POINTS- Penance points are bad. At the end of the round, you want to be the player with least Penance points. Penance points are given to a player when Mr. Dictator notices OR if a player addresses Mr. Dictator with a tattle. From there, Mr. Dictator will award the player that was observed or tattled on with a penance point. In an alternative (and funner) way, after recieving the penance point you have to do some crazy stunt in the middle of the circle. Remember, the stunt is set to each round, Mr. Dictator cannot change it until after the round is over.

Rounds are ended after someone earns a Penance point.

The Game is ended after the set amount of Penance points are awarded.
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Have Fun!

-Rygar