HEY IT'S JAKE BUSEY HERE!

TODAY IM WRITING ON THIS FINE BLOG ABOUT HOW TO ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS AND YOURSELF ON CHRISTMAS THE BUSEY WAY!
FIRST OF ALL IF YOU WANT TO ENJOY A NICE CHRISTMAS EVE GO BUY SOME BOURBON, GET FUCKED UP AND RENT "THE FRIGHTENERS"! IT'S A DAMN GOOD MOVIE THAT'LL SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA GRANDMA CUZ IM THE GRIM REAPER AND IM GONNA KILL HER! HAHAHAHAH!

NOW USUALLY US BUSEYS BREAK OR EAT ALL THE ORNAMENTS EVERY YEAR SO WE JUST HANG BEER BOTTLES AND USED CONDOMS , PLUS IT LOOKS PRETTIER!
 
THE END WILL BE WRITTEN BY MY GOOD FRIEND SAM JACKSON!

 

HEY MOTHA-FUCKAS IMUH BOUT TO BE TELLIN YOU WHAT'S GOIN' DOWN AT MY CHRISTMAS! WHENEVAH I GIVE OUT PRESENTS IT USUALLY DEAD ANIMALS AND SHIT I RAN OVER IN MY SUBURBAN CUZ SAMUEL L. JACKSON DON'T GIVE A SHIT! AND I BE TELLIN YOU WHAT NIGGA, IF ANY MOTHA-FUCKA BUYS ME CLOTHES THEY GOT A 50. CAL HOLLOW-POINT BULLET WITH THEY ASSES ON IT
 
HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!