HAY ITS ANUDDER EPISOED OF THE PAUL REUBENSKI SHOW! HAHT HAHT TODAY WE GOT M NIGHT CRAMADONG ON DIS TRACK!

M nite: Hey Paul. Yeah my new movie Lady in the Water just came out, big success. You know the script is based off a story I read to my children.

O RILLY THATZ SO COOL I USED TO HAV KIDS HAHT! THEY RAN AWAY AND BY THAT I MEEN THE COURTSYSTIM TOOK THEM AWAYE! HAHT! HAVENG KIDZ IS GRATE THOUGH. I GIT 2 SEE THEM LIKE ONCE EVRY MUNTH. WHIN I DO WE WATCH THE SHINING. GREAT WERK.

M. Night: That's Stanley Kubrick. YOU'RE SORELY MISTAKEN, MAN! MY MOVIES ARE LIKE CANDY FOR YOUR BRAIN TO DIGEST AND WHEN IT DOES YOU GO TO SLEEP. ALRIGHT? I TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY.

DUDE YUVE OBVIUSLY NEVAR SEEN LADY WATER WHAT UR MOVY IS BASIKLY RIPPIN OFF! HAHT U CON ARTIST FAG!

M.Kite: WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT IF MY KIDS SEE THAT. MY WIFE IS DISTRESSED, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY EARS! YOU RUIN ME!

DOOD WHATEVA HAPPEND 2 SHITBOX 3000?

Kim Fight: CAPITALIST ARISTOCRATIC DICTATENAZIS THOUGHT IT WAS TOO MUCH LIKE THE VILLAGE SO THEY WOULDENT LET ME MAKE IT. FUCK. SO IM WORKING ON ANOTHER STORY I READ TO MY CHILDREN. IT'S CALLED CINDERELLA YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT.

WHO HAZENT EM KNIGHT?

 M. Knight: Well Paul, in my next movie, CINDERELLA OF PALESTINE, We take my cinderella story, and replace it with a man, named Mel Gibson.  Mel and his friend, Sammy Hagar, can't drive fifty five! And he needs to to get to the ball, just in time to drop off Cinderella played by Christina Ricci! It'll be an AWESOME movie with lots of confusing plots and bad spechul effects!

THAT'S FUCKING STUPID! HAHT! IT SHOOD HAV BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT PLAYIN THE PRINCE!!

"HAAAY!! HAYY MISS PRINCESS!!! AUGHH! YOU DROPPED YOUR SNEEKUR!1 UGGH!!" *GRAMMY WINNING SCENE*

SEE HOW COOL THAT WOOD B. I SHOUD DIRECT UR MOVIE ASSHOLE!

M tight: I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY TO YOU!! ALAKA DURKA DURKA MUHAMMEAD JIHAD!