HAHT HAI KIDZ ITS PEEEWEE. TODAIZ ON MEH SHOE WE HAVE EMINEM SHAMALONGDONG TO TELL US ABAUT HIS NOO MOVIE KUMBING OUT. ITZ CALLED SHITBOX 4000. ALLOW TEH LITTLE CAMEL JOKEY TO EXPALNE.

Helloh, mister.....Herman? It was?

HAHT YES.

Do you like my....jacket....yes?

HAHT IT'S MADE OUT OF HUMAN SKIN!11!

Yes...I....will do anything....for....p-p-pleasure.....heh..

UH OKAYZE LET'Z GET TO UR NEW MOVIE CALLED-

SHITBOX 4000!?! YES! Uh...well...it's my newest movie and it's not going to suck. I promise you. The Village was lame because of the bone horse demons.

BOAN HOR-

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE BONE HORSE DEMONS! anyway....the movie takes place in the 1950's and it's about these kids looking for a dead body in a forest and they have a hilarious, sad, and crazy antics along the way.

HAHT EMNIGHT THAT SAUNDS JUST LIKE STAND BY ME!1

It is, except with the twist that the government is really hiding thousands of dead bodies in the forest to feed to a giant cat.


THAS FUKKIN STEWPID


LET'Z ALL WATCH


SHAWN MICHAELS BOYHOOD DREEM!!LOLO

IT IZ SO HAWT

LOOIT HIM BITHCHTS@!1


I AWNT TO MASTURBAIT NOW OK GOODBAI