WELL HAZ EVERY1 BIN GUD BOIZ AND GURLZ?!

HAHT, I SURE HOPEE SOH11!!!!

PEE WEE WANTS WERLD PEECE AND LOTS OF SEKZ FROM LETTICE HED11!!!


AND LOOK AT DEESE PERTTY CHRISTMIX PICTUARS11!!! HAHT



AHTHAHTHATH IT'S SANTA CLAW!111 HAHTHAHT!111 GIT TIT!?!?!

DIS IZ WAT HAPPNIZ TO NAWTY BOIZ AND GURLS!!


BUTT IF U R GOOD!!111 HE WILL BRING U A HOOKR!!



SHE'Z A YANKEE ROZE!111 SHE'Z WILDE!11

LYKE DAT 1 MOVIE, VAN WILDER!11

SEE HEREZ DA COVR



OR LYKE ZAKK WYLDE DA GUEETIARIST HOO GOT SHOT..WAIT NO DAT WUZ SILVERDOLLARBAG DARLLEL

BUT HEREZ ZAKK WYLDE



SO IF U BEE A GUD BOI111 U WILL GIT HOTZ GOATZEKSEKZ

LOLOL

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

AND FUK U IF URE A JOO OR KWANZABISH

I HAIT U

FUKING MEL GIBSIN HAITRS

U R SO GAI

LIKE DIS PERSIN:



YA, FAGGITZ

SO HAPPY CHRISTMAS MERRIMENTAL, AND BEE GUD!11

PARTY AWN WAYNE!11