JUGL0 P34T0R IS HERE AND I AM GOEING TO TELL J00 TEH REAL MEENIGN OF KWAZNA. I DONUT REELIE KNOWE THE PIRSSEN WHO STARTID KWANZA BUT LETS SAY HIS NAME IS.... UM.....

SAMUL L GUTTENBERG

SO SAM WALKED DOWN 2 CITIE HAWL AND SAID "MISSUH JUDGE YOU BES' BE GIVIN US BLACK FOLK A HOLIDAY!" THE JUDGE WUZ SOOO SORRY FOR MR. GUTTENBEORGE THEY GAVE HIM TEH HOLLIDAYE.

"OH SHNAP MAI BLACK SOUL SISTAZ AND BROTHAS! WE GOSS US A HOLLIDAY BCUZ OF DEM MIGHTA NICE WHITE FOLK! MAMMY O MAMMY DEM WHITE FOKE SURE IS DANDAY AND FINE MAMMY"

SO DEN THEY MAID UP KWANZA BUT IT REALLI SELEBRAITED STEVE GUTTENBERG'S BIRTHDAI AND NOT THE TRADITION OF THE NEGRO CLOWNZ



NEEGROW CLOWNZ

SO DEN DEEZ CLOWNS SELEBRAITED KAWNZA AKA STEVE GUTTINBURGINGER'S BIRFDAY!!11



SO IF U DUN SAI HAPPY BIFDAY 2 STEVE U WILL GIT SHOT BY DEM MIGHTY FINE WHITE FOKE!!!!

BITE DAT CURB NEEGROW!111 I 8 UR CHILDZ HED!111!!

THE END HAPPY STEVE GUTTENBERG DAYI11!!