DOODZ! THIS IZ SO GHEY K SO EVRY1 CAM OVAR 2 MY HAUS AND TOLD MI I WAS LAME AND NEW YEERS WAS 2 DAYZ AGO. WTF MANDINGO! I GUESS I SHOOD STAWP DREENKIN SO MUCH IMODIUM AD UNTIL I GO BLIND HAHT HAHT! 

IMODIUM AD "THE SPORTS DRINK THAT MAKES YOUR ASS HURT"

SO NEWAYS LETTIS HED AND PATRICK STAYD CUZ I PUT THIM ON THA CARD. AND SO WE WER WOTCHING THE SOPRANOS ON MAI TIVO AND LETTIS HED FELL ASLIPP AND I TOLD PATWIC IF HE TEABAGGED LETTIS HEDZ MOUF ID GIVVIM A HAMSTAR. SO HE WADDLED HIS FAT ASS OVER AND FALL ON LETICE HEAD'S HED AND CHUROZ SQUIRTED EVRYWHARE! HAHT! IT SUKED BUT AT LEEST I GOWT SUM PUSSY!! SHE DOSENT SHAVE WHAT A RUGGID LAYDEE..

LOL!! SHEZ SO WASTED!! HAHT! HOT! HAHT! HOT? HAHT HAHT!