AND I SCRATCH MY BACK

LIKE A LICE ATTACK

THEN PICK EM OFF

FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK

SCRATCH MY SACK

LOVE ATTACK

EVERYBODY KNOWS

THAT LOVE GOES

WHERE THE RED FERNS GROW

IM NOT SLOW

IT'S MY STATURE

IN BASEBALL

IM ALWAYS THE CATCHER

MY NAME IS NOT

JEREMY FLETCHER

BUT I LOVE CHESS

RUB MY PAWNS

AS I CARESS

LIKE NIPPLES

THE SIZE OF PIMPLES

TITTY MILK

SPIDER SILK

I KNOW YOU DON'T

BUT I LIKE CRIPPLES

SHUT YO JIBBA JABBA

JAW

YUCK YUCK YUCK

NO RESPECT

THE RAINFOREST

CAN PROTECT

ITSELF

DUCT TAPE TRICK

AFTER IM DONE

I LIKE TO LICK

UP THE MESS

AS I CARESS

MY NIPPLES

IT'S NOT SO SIMPLE

YOU'RE SO FRUGAL

ABBEY MCDOUGAL

IRISH PRIVATE EYE

SELF CONTRACTOR

NOT A SPY

IM THE GUY

TO COME TO

IF YOU WANT

SOME HICKORY STEW

NOTHIN SAYS LOVIN

LIKE JEWS IN THE OVEN

CACKLE CACKLE

HERE COMES THE WITCH

COVEN

MY MY LITTLE DARLINGS

WON'T YOU CRAWL INTO

MY OVEN?

TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS