HAY EVRIBUDDY!!! THIS IZ PEWEENOR AGN, WELCOME TO MAI SHOW. NEWAIS, MICKIE ROURKE IS HERE TO PROMOTE HIS NEW BOOK, "FUCK YOU AMERICA".

MICKY: HAYYY PEEWEE DO YOU HAVE ANY BURGERS FOR ME TO FILM?!?1

NO SORRI LOL BUT-

mICKEY: FUCK YOU AMERICA! BURN!

HAHT! HANGING OUT WITH NEOZOTZEES AR FUN. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER?

Mike more: What.

PURFEKSHIN ITZ TEH RACE TO BEET THAT COLCK!

MM: MICHEAL MUHAMMAD SMYLEZ AT FUNNY AMERICAN TEKNOLUGGY.

I am AKCHMED CACKMED ADIDAS JR. PRAISE DAVE THOMAS INVENTOR OF HOMELAND SECURTITTY!!

WOW MR MOOHAMMID!?!?!? U R RELLI COOL WIT DEM SUNGLASSIS!!11 U REMIND MEE OF CORREY HART!11 HAHT! HART! HAHT?! HART!!?!11

MR MORE: No, I AM NOT LIKE AMERICAN INFIDEL!!

WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING?

P.W.:UH NOTHING MARILYN

Mike: We were just GETTING INTO

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