HAHT!11 THIS IS PEWEE HERMUN HEAR AND IM GOENG TO ENTARVYOO A FAT MAN LIKE UR MOM HAHT.

Hewwo dawe, my name is Patwick. Nice to meet ooh.
AAAAAAAAAH!! YOU'RE THE FATTUSRT MAN ALVIE HOW DID U GIT HERE, ON A LONG HAUL!?
Pat: Im just hewe to meat the childwen..... I love teh childwenss..... in buttersauce.....and milk........oreos.......childweeeeeeennn....
WOW HAHT!1! UR FUKING SICCK, CAN WE GET DIS GUY SUM HAM ORE SUMTHIG!11

Hey Peeweee, wtf is going on down here...I heard some commotion.....
OH FUCK, TOASTIE GIT AUT OF HERRRE!11!!!11!1
Pat: OH HEWWO DARE MISTOR TOAST, MAY I SHAKE YOUR HAND WIF MAI TEETHS?
Toastie: Um...Im sure it won't hurt.....


*GLOMB*
Mr. Wee: HOLY FUKK TOTSIEEE111!!!!
Pat: Awl dat eating make pat mo' hungwee....Pat need food...
Pee Wee: HAHT!11 GOOD THING YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY FRIDGE FULL OF LIVING FOOD!!
Pat: FOOD1?11?!1?!1?!!?!?!/1?!?!!!!?!???
STOP RIGHT THERE!
Pee Wee: HAHT! HOO RU

YES! IT IS I, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!
Pat:
Christopher: YOU BEHEMOTH! I HATE FAT PEOPLE, DO YOU KNOW WHY?
Pat: Whoy?

Christopher: I once went to the President's Potluck and an assassin hid a gun in the potato salad, after the president cut the first peice of the cake he pulled it out. Luckily I was there and I took my gun out of the Fruit Cocktail and shot him in the skull.
Pee Wee: Wut duz that hav 2 doo wit fat peeploes!?11!?!
Pat: Dat wuz bowwing, pat go to sweep nowe.....

Chris: I WON!! I SAVED THE DAY!!


Pee Wee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!