WALCEM BAK T0 DA PEEWENOR SHOW PPLZ. SO ON DIS EPSIDOE WE HAVE A CLAW OF SAND AN MABEY A COKE INFESTED REINDEER CORPSE!! HAHT! SO LIEK SANTER CLAMS WHATZ UP NEGRO LIPZ

Chris: HO HO HOOOOOO, Pee Wee!! It's such a blistering pleasure to be on your set today!!! Why on my way up here, me and my reinde-

SHUT THE FUK UP. HAHT! JUS JOKKING SINDERCLAUS! HAV I BEN A GUD BOI THIS YEER?

MISTAR KRISMIST: HO HO HOOOOO, Peewee! You've been a NAUGHTY boy this year..I've taken a good note of all the festive blowjobs you've recieved from Cowboy Curtis. AND BEING A HOMOSEXUAL IS NOT VERY NICE! >=0

HAHAHT! WHATEVER DOOD! COBOWEY CRUTIS IS MAI FREN!! SO I MUST ASK JOO KWESHTONZ ABAUT CHRISTMIST POO. DUZ IT EXIZT?

SATAN CLAWZ: HO HO HO!? Why, no! Christmas Poo is a big rumor spread by good-for-nothing jews! Ho ho ho NO!

AHHHH SANTA LOOK AUT!!! ITZ DA POOP MONSTARR!!!!

ARRRUNGUH I AM THE MIGHTY SHITASAURUS REX, AND I HEAR YOU ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT OUR KIND, MR. CLAWZ. I CHALLENEGE YOU TO A DUEL!!

AHHHHHHH I R NOT GUNNA STIK ROUND 4 DIS FITE LAITER SAINTA!!!

Super-Claws: DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT, YOUNG POOP-MAN?! RWWWRABBLERABBLERWWWGEGRR