
AHHHH
OKAI
TODAYS STORI IS ABOAUT A BRAIV LITTLE TOESTER OVIN11!!!

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SO OUNCE UPHON A TIME, THERE WUZ A BRAIVE LITTEL TOESTER OVIN! HAHT AND HE LYKED 2 TOEST SOOO MUCH THAT HE GAVE MADE JOHN CANDI WAIK UP FROM HIZ WATERY GRAVE1!!!

"PEEWE IF U TALK ABOOT MY TOESTER OVIN I WILL HAV TO CLAPP UR HED SHUT!! NO CMMERE AND LET ME GIVE YOU THE CLAPP"

AHHH WELL I HAV AN MARINE COREPS SO WAT NOW HUH JON CANDI
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HAHT DHAT'S WAT I THOT
LALALALA I CAN SING AHHHHH

"HAY LETZ HAV SECKS WITH HIS RIBS LOL" "LOL OKAI"
AHHH THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER LA LA LA LA DA LA!
THE END!111!! HAHAHT!
