105 Facts About You
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
ONE TIME I GAV URANUZ A RING HAHT
2. LAST BOY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED?
I LICKED A LOLIPAWP
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
SHIT FROM MAI DWAG
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
NO NEVAR
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
UR MAWMI
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
GAS
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
BIRFDAI KAEK
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
TITZ
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
U & ur hand-Pink
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED
HAHT HIGH SCHOOL
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
BOOZT MOBILE WRE U AT DAWG
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE
HOT TPIC
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD?
HANDJOB
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
MICE
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
ONE TIME I GAV URANUZ A RING HAHT
2. LAST BOY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED?
I LICKED A LOLIPAWP
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
SHIT FROM MAI DWAG
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
NO NEVAR
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
UR MAWMI
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
GAS
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
BIRFDAI KAEK
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
TITZ
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
U & ur hand-Pink
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED
HAHT HIGH SCHOOL
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
BOOZT MOBILE WRE U AT DAWG
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE
HOT TPIC
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD?
HANDJOB
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
MICE
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
WUT IZ FRANK CALL?
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
IT WAS A WHIET WEDDING! HAHT!1
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
WUT IZ FRANK CALL?
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
IT WAS A WHIET WEDDING! HAHT!1
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
LETTIS HED!1 JUS SO I KIN MAIK HIM CUMMIT SOOISIDE!!
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND?
WHIN HE WENT 6 FEET UNDAR REZT IN PEECE 2PAC
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
WENDIES DUMPTAR HAS SUM GUD STUFF!1 HAHT! MOLD DUBBLE DECKER SPESHIL
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD?
BROK BACK MOUNTEM WAS GOOD
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
DANNYZ MOMS AXEWOUND!! HAHT! HOT
24. CAN YOU COOK?
BABIES?
26. BEST KISSER:
MISS YVONNE!! FUCK SHIZ SO HAWT!!
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
WHEN DONT I!! HAHT! DAMMIT!
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
POPKORN CUZ I GAWT COT EETIN IT AN JERKIN MAI MURIKEN!!
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
HAHT! BOW TIE BOOMARNG!!
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I RAIP COOKY GIRLZ. SRSLY.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
WHIN I TOOK A 20 INSH SHIT AT JC PENNYS.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?:
JOHN BUCK JR. WORLD'S GREATEST SLAVE HUNTER!!
34. CAN YOU SING?:
FUKK YA GIRLBITCHFRAND 1 TIM I FUKED FRAN DRESCHER
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
STRUMMIN WITH THA DEVIL BLUEGRAZ FAN HALEN
36. ?
AHH THE RIDDLER HAZ BIN HERE HAHT
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
MCGRUFF TAKES A BITE OUT OF CRYME
38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
MY HAHT!
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
THA BATHROOM 1 TYME I SHAT ON THE BAK OF THA TOILET SEET! HAHT
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
COUNTERTOP HAHT
44.FAVORITE COMEDIAN:
I EM THA BESTZ
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
WORSTERCHIER SUACE
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
I SLEEP WIT CHILDREINZ
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
JAMBI
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
ONLI IF IT COSTZ ME 3:334 A MINUTE
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
FRESNCH PANTKATES
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
YA BUT COFFEE SYRUP IS BETTR
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
OVULATING
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
PLUTO IZ NOT A PALNET ANY MOR SO FUK U MIKCY
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
COWBOY CURTIZ WANTED 2 GO SEE BORKBAK MAOTNIN
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
BILL CLINTON
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
U R TO BE IN CORT ON TUESDAY BATCH LOL
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
I HAVE 2 MOUF PILLOWS
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
JENNYZ SKIN
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
"LONDON BIDGE IZ FAWLING DOWN DOWN DOWN"
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
RAPE JELLY
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
HAHT I SWIM IN IT STPOUPID
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
YA FUKER I JUSS TOLD U
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
MELTED CHOCOLATE ICE CREEM CZ IT REMINDZ ME OF DIZ ONE TIME I SHITTED IN A THEETURE AND IT CAME OUT ALL RUNNY
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
HAHT! YA I LUV MAPZ THEY R GOOD 4 JIZZ MOPAS CUZ THEN UR LYKE AHHH HAT I HAV KIZ IN CHICAGO
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I TOUCHED GENE SIMMONZZ TONGUE HAHT
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
PANTZ PARTI 4 U N ME
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
PAPRIKA
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
NEVAR.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?:
I DUNKNOW I WOKE UP @ 8:00 AM ON THRZDAYE AND DEN FELL BACK ASLIEP AT 9:00 AM ON FRYDAY AND DEN I JUST WOKE UP AN WINT BAK 2 SLEAP 19 TYMEZ TODAY SO LYKE 4:00 PM!!
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
HAHT! I LUV WINATR!! PUTTIN ROX IN SNOBALLS AN THRWOIN THEM THRU WINDOWS AN AT PPLS PETS!!
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
TO A JURNEY CONSIRT! STEV PARRY TURND INTO A CLOUD!! HAHT!!
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
LITTLE SISTAR
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
PIRATS R COOL CUZ THAY RAPE PPL WITH THURR HOOKS AN SHUV WUDDAN PEGS UP THERE ASSES!!!
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
ENDIN THA WEAK!
78. BIRTHDATE?
WHENEVAR!! I JUS PICK EM UP AT TEH HOSPITAL!!
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?:
TROJINS CONDIM TASTER
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
NO WTF JUS TYPIN ON 1
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
UPSYDE DOWEN
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
BROK BACK MOUNTEM WAS GOOD
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
DANNYZ MOMS AXEWOUND!! HAHT! HOT
24. CAN YOU COOK?
BABIES?
26. BEST KISSER:
MISS YVONNE!! FUCK SHIZ SO HAWT!!
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
WHEN DONT I!! HAHT! DAMMIT!
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
POPKORN CUZ I GAWT COT EETIN IT AN JERKIN MAI MURIKEN!!
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
HAHT! BOW TIE BOOMARNG!!
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I RAIP COOKY GIRLZ. SRSLY.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
WHIN I TOOK A 20 INSH SHIT AT JC PENNYS.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?:
JOHN BUCK JR. WORLD'S GREATEST SLAVE HUNTER!!
34. CAN YOU SING?:
FUKK YA GIRLBITCHFRAND 1 TIM I FUKED FRAN DRESCHER
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
STRUMMIN WITH THA DEVIL BLUEGRAZ FAN HALEN
36. ?
AHH THE RIDDLER HAZ BIN HERE HAHT
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
MCGRUFF TAKES A BITE OUT OF CRYME
38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
MY HAHT!
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
THA BATHROOM 1 TYME I SHAT ON THE BAK OF THA TOILET SEET! HAHT
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
COUNTERTOP HAHT
44.FAVORITE COMEDIAN:
I EM THA BESTZ
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
WORSTERCHIER SUACE
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
I SLEEP WIT CHILDREINZ
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
JAMBI
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
ONLI IF IT COSTZ ME 3:334 A MINUTE
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
FRESNCH PANTKATES
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
YA BUT COFFEE SYRUP IS BETTR
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
OVULATING
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
PLUTO IZ NOT A PALNET ANY MOR SO FUK U MIKCY
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
COWBOY CURTIZ WANTED 2 GO SEE BORKBAK MAOTNIN
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
BILL CLINTON
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
U R TO BE IN CORT ON TUESDAY BATCH LOL
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
I HAVE 2 MOUF PILLOWS
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
JENNYZ SKIN
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
"LONDON BIDGE IZ FAWLING DOWN DOWN DOWN"
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
RAPE JELLY
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
HAHT I SWIM IN IT STPOUPID
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
YA FUKER I JUSS TOLD U
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
MELTED CHOCOLATE ICE CREEM CZ IT REMINDZ ME OF DIZ ONE TIME I SHITTED IN A THEETURE AND IT CAME OUT ALL RUNNY
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
HAHT! YA I LUV MAPZ THEY R GOOD 4 JIZZ MOPAS CUZ THEN UR LYKE AHHH HAT I HAV KIZ IN CHICAGO
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I TOUCHED GENE SIMMONZZ TONGUE HAHT
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
PANTZ PARTI 4 U N ME
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
PAPRIKA
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
NEVAR.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?:
I DUNKNOW I WOKE UP @ 8:00 AM ON THRZDAYE AND DEN FELL BACK ASLIEP AT 9:00 AM ON FRYDAY AND DEN I JUST WOKE UP AN WINT BAK 2 SLEAP 19 TYMEZ TODAY SO LYKE 4:00 PM!!
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
HAHT! I LUV WINATR!! PUTTIN ROX IN SNOBALLS AN THRWOIN THEM THRU WINDOWS AN AT PPLS PETS!!
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
TO A JURNEY CONSIRT! STEV PARRY TURND INTO A CLOUD!! HAHT!!
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
LITTLE SISTAR
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
PIRATS R COOL CUZ THAY RAPE PPL WITH THURR HOOKS AN SHUV WUDDAN PEGS UP THERE ASSES!!!
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
ENDIN THA WEAK!
78. BIRTHDATE?
WHENEVAR!! I JUS PICK EM UP AT TEH HOSPITAL!!
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?:
TROJINS CONDIM TASTER
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
NO WTF JUS TYPIN ON 1
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
UPSYDE DOWEN
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
CHAIRRY GAWT TAKIN AWAY BY RENT A CENTAUR!!
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?:
OUTTA CELLBLOK C!
91. Are you in High school?
HAHT! I GIT HIGH AN GO 2 SKUWL SO YEH!!
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
DIET AN REGULAR IN MAI FRIGE!!
94. WHATS UR FAV. NAME?
SUMTIMES COWBYO CURTES CALLS ME DARLING AN MY CHEEKS BLUSCH
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
MELLO YELLO
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
NO IT JUS ENDS
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
2 MAI PROBASHIN OFFISAR
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
ON TOM CRUSE
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:
MAI PET SISTER
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
NO WTF IM POUL REUBENSKIE!! SHIT!
101. ARE YOU HAPPY?:
WIT MAI COCK SYZE
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
BLUD TRANSFUSHEN AND WHIN MY SISTER HAD 2 GIT HUR RABYS SHOTS
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?:
MR T AN HANNIBLE
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
PERL NECKLISS LOL GET TIT?
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
SLEEP AN/OR MASTARBAIT
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?:
OUTTA CELLBLOK C!
91. Are you in High school?
HAHT! I GIT HIGH AN GO 2 SKUWL SO YEH!!
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
DIET AN REGULAR IN MAI FRIGE!!
94. WHATS UR FAV. NAME?
SUMTIMES COWBYO CURTES CALLS ME DARLING AN MY CHEEKS BLUSCH
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
MELLO YELLO
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
NO IT JUS ENDS
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
2 MAI PROBASHIN OFFISAR
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
ON TOM CRUSE
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:
MAI PET SISTER
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
NO WTF IM POUL REUBENSKIE!! SHIT!
101. ARE YOU HAPPY?:
WIT MAI COCK SYZE
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
BLUD TRANSFUSHEN AND WHIN MY SISTER HAD 2 GIT HUR RABYS SHOTS
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?:
MR T AN HANNIBLE
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
PERL NECKLISS LOL GET TIT?
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
SLEEP AN/OR MASTARBAIT
