HAY EVERYBUDDI, PEEWEE HERE AGIN! HAHT! OOH LA LA!
LOOKIT ME! I'M WIT A NOME!!! HAHT! MAI LURVER AND HER NAME IZ ALYSSA! SHE'S HAIRY! HAHT!

OKAI, SO I'M HERE WIT MEL GIBSON AND WERE TALKIN ABOOT HIS NEW MOVI! PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: JESUS BEYOND THUNDERDOME! HAHT!
HI MELBERT!

MELBERT: Don't call me that. meeheemumpyumpshh.
SO MELINDA, WAT IZ DIZ INSTALLMINT OF THE CHRIST SERIZ ABOOT?

MELINDA: WELL PEEWEE! THIS MOVIE IS REALLY EXCITING! JESUS IS IN THE JUNGLE WITH HIS FRIENDS, CARL WEATHERS, TINA TURNER, AND ARNOLD SCHWARTZENAGER, AND THEY'RE HUNTING FOR AN INVISIBLE ALIEN! LOOK AT OUR AWESOME MOVIE POSTER! JESUS APPROVES OF THAT POSTER PEEWEE!!!!

MEL: DO YOU LIKE THAT SHIT PEEWEE?!?!? HUH?!?!

WoW MEL! HAHT! WAT IZ RONG WIT U! U SEEM REELI STEEMED UP!11!!

LOOKIT MAI MASK!111!! HAHT! SO MELBRO, WHAT KIND OF SPECIAL EFFECTS DOES JESUS USE?1?!

MEL: what.
SPECHUL EFFICS!!11

MEL: FUCKING JESUS IS OUR RULER PEEWEE!! I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUK U!111!! YOU WILL SEE MY MOVIE AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT!!111!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING LITTLE BITCH I HATE YOU ALLL111!!!! I CAST A SPELL ON YOU FOR BEING INSUBBORTONATE!!11!!

AHHH I'M A DOLL HAHT! HAY U FOUND MAI BIKE!!11 THANKZ MEL!1!1 WELL THANK U FOR VISITING US TODAI MEL AND I CANT WATE TO SEE UR MOVIE!1!! SAY BYE MELINDA!!

MEL: I REALLY WANT TO FUCK THAT BEACHBALL, SATAN..
HAHT, MEL U R SO FUNNEY11!! BYE BYE 4 NOW EVERY1!!!
MERRY FUKING CHRISTMIX11!!

