HAHT! SO 2DAY I WOKE UP AND ROLLED OVAR AND NEXT TO ME WAS A WOMAN NAMED DARLA. SHE WAS BLACK AND SHIE WANTID MUNNAY FOR HUR "CEVIXES" OR SOMETING. K? SO I WAS LYKE "WAT DAYE IZ IT!!!! ARGGGG! I HATE MEN/!" AND SHE WUZ LIEK "CALM DOWN HUNNAY IT''Z NUW YARZ EEV!" AND I WAS LIKE WTF DARLA. SO I PAID HER WITH A KNIFE IN DA CHEST AND WENT ON MAI WAYE. 2 DAY MISTAR REUBENSKI IS ON A MISSHEN, AND DAT'S 2 HOLD DA BEST NEW YERZ EAF PARTI EVER!!! ITZ GONNA B SO KOOL. LETTIS HEDS GONNA B THERE AND DA KOOL-AIDS MANN AND CHRISTIFER WALKIN AND FRANK STALOLNE AND THAT GAI FRUM DAWSENZ CREEK. OMG LETTIS HED JUST WENT TO GET A CHURRO MACHINE SO WE CAN HAV SUM FUNZ MAKIN CHURROZ. I SHUR HOPE GENE RIBOFLAVIN DOESN'T CUM 2 MY CRIB TONITE. HE'S BEEN STOLKING ME SINSE I MAID THIS BLOGG AND HE'S SO SCURRY.

SO I MAYD MAI INVITASHHENS AND EVERY1 IN TOWN WILL GET ONE EXEPT DARLA AND GENE RIBOFLAVIN CUZ DEY SUCK MALNOURISHED BALLS.

SEE IT HAZ LETTIS HED AND PATWICK ON IT!! I KOODINT FIT ALL MAI FRINS ON THURR CUZ I HAFF SO MANY I LOSE COUNT. SHUT UP HAHT.